Forever sipping coffee at midnight in the company of silent spiders and and restless spirits.
Ever have those moments where you realize that you have more in common as well as more conversation with the arachnids and fleshless bones of your room, than you do with humanity?
1. to never judge another based upon what she does with her vagina (sex or otherwise).
2. to always let help during a bathroom crisis (tampon? bobby pin? I got you).
3. to not immediately view every woman as competition.
I may still judge you because your outfit is fucked (I never said I was a saint), but this is my solemn vow.
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross