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dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

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thank u for ur contribution

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honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

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as a woman I vow:

whothefuckisbambii:

1. to never judge another based upon what she does with her vagina (sex or otherwise).

2. to always let help during a bathroom crisis (tampon? bobby pin? I got you).

3. to not immediately view every woman as competition.

I may still judge you because your outfit is fucked (I never said I was a saint), but this is my solemn vow.

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growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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